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When you are having sexual intercourse with a girl and are about to ejaculate, you have her lay on her back and close her eyes as if you were about to goo all over her face. You then proceed to either A) stand over her (feet on either side of her torso), or B) kneel so that each of your legs are on either side of her body. When you both have assumed the position and she has her eyes closed, instead of ejaculating you proceed to poop all over her chest/body/torso area rather than goo-ing.

As an added bonus, you can proceed to laugh at her and then ejaculate onto her face.

This is called the Cryptic Dumper because after you complete this new fangled move, the person who got dumped on will be incredibly confused.
Jack: Dude I totally gave Rita the Cryptic Dumper last night.
Mark: Haha! I hope you then laughed at her afterwards to rub in the totally embarrassing moment!!
Jack: I so did...I laughed so hard...
Mark: I love you...
Jack: I love you too sweet prince...
(kiss)
by jaketd12 February 21, 2010
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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