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The ultimate display of self love/loathing, rubbing one out while weeping, superceded only by the ultimate cry wank, involving weeping while wanking, witha cigarette hanging from the mouth and a beer in your free hand.
I was so sad last night all I could do was cry wank.
by Mr C. Wanksalot June 22, 2005
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A cryptocurrency of little to no value, usually a late-comer to the Bitcoin craze, a copycat cryptocurrency.
There are so many shitcoins these days, just stick to the classics.
This new b1tc01n crypto is just another shitcoin.
by Tatsuman February 18, 2018
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a small anti-folk duo from machester, england. they've been around for almost a decade, yet still aren't appriciated nearly as much as they should be. they've made 11 albums and dozens of songs. the best way i can describe their music is like a depressed partner or friend giving you a comforting hug while crying, even though they are the sad one. just a really good band :)
person 1: "hey, what's your favorite band ?"
person 2: "oh, i just discovered this pretty small band called crywank, i really like their stuff."
person 1: "well that's an interesting band name !"
by no, i think i will February 01, 2021
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When you're in a state of woe matched only by your state of arousal and there's only one thing you can do. Such as when you've been split up from a hottie for reasons beyond your - or their - control.
She's gone, but it could never be. A cry-wank's all that's left for me.
by causticSodaKitten May 17, 2017
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Crying whilst having a wank/masturbating. When life is that bad that you have resort to comfort wanking and kleenex.
Aww boohoo your team lost what are you gonna do? How bout go in the corner and have a crywank?
by thegirlwhocriedhippo February 02, 2010
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When you're a sad fuck and horny at the same time
Mike: god i wanna kill mah self
Tyler: why don't you just cry wank
Mike: *proceeds to kill himself*
by Sad fuck March 25, 2020
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Collective noun for NZ gun owners who opposed the 2019 Arms Amendment Bill.
The Parliamentary debate was briefly interrupted by a loud crywank led by Mr Tipple, which ultimately proved ineffective
by Maestro Sartori April 11, 2019
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