A deviant sexual act. The act of a man ejaculating onto a glass table while a women lies underneath watching the show, before both parties snort the semen hard into the nasal cavity, before forcing it out of the eye socket......looking like tears
by Matthew Kenyon May 27, 2011
Contrary to the actual words used, a cry baby neither cries nor is an infant, but is a fully grown adult who whines too much and should know better.
A cry baby will normally complain about the most petty things, like there being no packets of brown sugar on their hotel room tea tray, the fact the train is four minutes late, and being dumped by their significant other.
The only acceptable way to deal with a cry baby is to pretend to physically cry when they start complaining, by rubbing ones eyes and quivering ones bottom lip in a totally OTT manner, followed by the put-down "don't cry about it".
A cry baby will normally complain about the most petty things, like there being no packets of brown sugar on their hotel room tea tray, the fact the train is four minutes late, and being dumped by their significant other.
The only acceptable way to deal with a cry baby is to pretend to physically cry when they start complaining, by rubbing ones eyes and quivering ones bottom lip in a totally OTT manner, followed by the put-down "don't cry about it".
Tubs: "Can you believe it, there's no haddock left down the chippy!"
Edward: "Boo-hoo, don't cry about it, cry baby!"
Edward: "Boo-hoo, don't cry about it, cry baby!"
by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006
a person who whines cries and throws a fit over silly bullshit. Someone who whines just to whine and argues just to argue. A silly bitch.
by juiz January 14, 2008
by BETTY CROCKER June 26, 2006
by Digga-Dan January 19, 2007
A phrase used by morons in an attempt to shut down the opposing argument. People that use this phrase commonly, or repeat it in an attempt to win an argument, tend to be the cry baby.
Peter: It’s pretty immature of you to call me a dickhead for no reason Dave.
Dave: Stop being a cry baby.
Peter: Calling me a cry baby doesn’t automatically win you the argument, Dave.
Dave: You’re such a cry baby.
Peter: *sigh*
Dave: Stop being a cry baby.
Peter: Calling me a cry baby doesn’t automatically win you the argument, Dave.
Dave: You’re such a cry baby.
Peter: *sigh*
by SaltyCunt January 26, 2018
Cry Babies is a gang based in San Antonio Texas that was started by a white male who has been bullied his entire life by family and people in general. He started the gang in response to the bulling that he had endured throughout his entire life. His own Aunt and Uncle attempted to murder him. The gang is a very secretive organisation that weilds unimaginable power. It will one day become a part of the Wonderland Mafia. They are allies with the Triple K Mafia. Little is known about the Cry Babies other than that they find bullies and those who harm innocent people and plague their lives and ultimately destroy them. They believe in white sepratism and white nationalism. It was given it's name because he was called a cry baby when he was being attacked by bullies.
Did you see what happened to that nigger who attacked that white boy on the bus? Ya man them Cry Babies hog tied him and hung him from a tree KKK style. We better think twice before fucking with a white boy again. Times gettin hard like dem cotton pikin dayz. Sho is gus.
by SavannahAfrica July 23, 2019