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A gang of thugs who support the School Shooter Nickolas Cruz. And maybe the Columbine Shooters.

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Cruzers down da school hall with their P-64's
by diktahp July 11, 2018
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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One who masturbates on the move. A cruzer often masturbates excessively in hopes in gaining stamina.
by sneaky guido January 04, 2009
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A specifically cheap canned Beer, often times a domestic MacroBrew, primarily placed on the lap or knees while driving. A Cruzer is close to never finished while driving, thus is finished as a refresher at the destination.
“Hey dude we otta go get some Cruzers for the trip” “oh yeah man let’s stop by Joy Liquers”
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