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The opposite of a Blumpkin. Getting your salad tossed, a.k.a. ass eatin out, while taking a piss
I had to take a piss while I was bangin her in the bathroom, so I made her give me a Cruz Bustamante
by soccerfreak304 February 03, 2009
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A hispanic Oompa Loompa. Cheap labor version of a Non-Hispanic,Republican Oompa Loompa.
A standard Oompa Loompa get's to actually "touch" the candy at the Wonka Factory. The Hispanic Oompa Loompa such as Cruz Bustamante, empties the trash and unclogs the shitters at the Wonka factory for the Non-Hispanic Oompa Loompas.
by Oddmoore October 08, 2003
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fat fuck who takes special interest burrito contributions from Taco Bell.
That fat ass Bustamante is a good contender for tonight's burrito eating contest.
by carlos ramirez September 25, 2003
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fat fuck who takes special interest campaign burritos from Taco Bell and El Torito
Fat fuck. Stop eating so many burritos
by beefcake September 25, 2003
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