When a facial goes over the line and gets in her hair.
Yeah, I gave that chick a crusty tiara once

Ever had a crusty tiara? No? Must have gone right over your head.
by Bottom-feeder Beater October 17, 2020
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''Look at timmy over there he is a very Crusty Toenail dont you agree?''
by BleedingEars August 15, 2021
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A mean or annoying person that should leave everyone alone
Person : hey look at that annoying person
Person 2: oh ya he’s a crusty tooty
by Carol_thebomb November 17, 2020
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A vagina so covered in scabs and sores that it looks as if the scabs must be picked before penetration is possible. (This term originated in Portland, OR)
"Man, don't go home with her - she's a Crusty Trout"

"That girl's so nasty, I bet she has a Crusty Trout"
by BrewTat July 28, 2008
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Wehn ur done with some nigga's shit so u take ur shit and rub it against Vim's Ballacks. Which then u shove into said person's face
"Fuck off bitch before I crusty vim you"
by TSmTheArrow March 01, 2016
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Sexual act of scratching dead skin off your arm, jizzing on it and creating a sauce. Wouldn’t recommend putting on wings.
“How’d it go?”
Not great, she was into crusty wing sauce so I bounced.”
by Shmeu September 26, 2020
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