Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.

Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.
Definition 1: I called this nasty white a bitch, and she pulled a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!

Definition 2: Rust Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.
by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021
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Definition 1: noun; When, during anal sex, an old, worn-out hooker, gets angry and clenches her ass cheeks and throws a tantrum, resulting in immense pain (or pleasure) and potentially several STIs to the other party participating in the sexual actions.

Definition 2: noun; a funny way to say Rusty Cage's name.
Def. 1: I was butt-fuckin' this nasty bitch the other night, and called her a white. Next thing ya know, she pulls a Crusty Rage on my honky ass!

Def. 2: Rusty Cage... Nah.. Crusty Rage lol.
by MyDadHitsLikeABitchLol January 10, 2021
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The act of ejaculating onto a woman's eyelids, temporarily blinding her with hot crusty semen.
John; Did you hook up with that chick last night?

Dave; yeah man, I blew my load right in her face, and gave her a Crusty Ray Charles.
by Fishlipss March 29, 2014
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Noun,. After having vigerous sexual intercourse the male ejaculates onto the hair of his partner and begins massaging his semen into her hair until it starts to become sticky he then fluffs the hair upward and outward repeatedly until it dries into a Rio Carnival style headdress. When done with love it can be very attractive, but if done with malice it is a tangled mess.
(1)"Jess, your hair is devine... who did it." "Thanks Jodie, Brad gave me a Crusty Rio!"
(2)"What happened to your head, did Jim give you a Crusty Rio?!?"
by Whiteeyebrows November 26, 2011
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Pulling out the penis of a vagina and it to be covered in dry, flaky vaginal secretion.
I finished with a crusty rocket by the end of the night.
by scabbylips October 21, 2015
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