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Crusty Martha
As in
Martha Stewart
. A
solo sex
act that occurs at someone's house other than yours. When they aren't looking, you masturbate and then wipe your seed in their
drapes
.
While
Jennifer
was in the bathroom, I pulled a Crusty Martha on her new
living room
drapes
.
by
Tron Bobcat
February 25, 2010
Get a
Crusty Martha
mug for your friend Manafort.