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The crusty logo is defined as the mark and / or stain applied to a female's apparel after a night of drunken fornication resulting from a male's semen blasted all over her.
The logo can appear on any piece of clothing worn by the female the night before.
It usually appears at a white smear, stain and /or crust.
The simplest and most common way to apply the logo is to blast the female on any part of her body with your man goo.
Usually this action elicits the female to demand a towel.
At this point, it is easiest to simply hand her some of her own clothing which are crumpled up in a ball on the bedroom floor.
Since most of these encounters take place after a night of heavy alcohol consumption, the female is usually confused and disoriented and thus very accepting of any item you hand her.
Once she wipes off your jizz bomb, it is common to throw said article of clothing pack on the floor where it will dry and create a nice logo for her walk of shame in the morning!!
The logo can appear on any piece of clothing worn by the female the night before.
It usually appears at a white smear, stain and /or crust.
The simplest and most common way to apply the logo is to blast the female on any part of her body with your man goo.
Usually this action elicits the female to demand a towel.
At this point, it is easiest to simply hand her some of her own clothing which are crumpled up in a ball on the bedroom floor.
Since most of these encounters take place after a night of heavy alcohol consumption, the female is usually confused and disoriented and thus very accepting of any item you hand her.
Once she wipes off your jizz bomb, it is common to throw said article of clothing pack on the floor where it will dry and create a nice logo for her walk of shame in the morning!!
Hey I met this hot brunette last night, took her home and gave her a crusty logo right on her jacket. It was awesome!
by Johnny Deepwood December 22, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011