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When a male busts a load in an unsuspecting sleeping persons eyes. Then they wake up a few hours later to their eye sockets being crusted shut.
When Sally woke up, she couldn't open her eyes on account of the Crusty Goggles that Billy had given her the night before.
by Panfro May 03, 2007
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when a girl is sleeping and you bust on her eyes and when she wakes up the jizz will dry up and she cant open her eyes.
Yo man I heard that girl had crusty goggles.
by CG MAN August 03, 2010
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