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A crustable means you look or feel like your "ratchet" or a "Bum" or just non presentable.
Man I didn't even have time to put on some nice clothes this morning now I look like a crustable.
by RiriTea February 18, 2018
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A girls' unda-wears; sometimes with crust in them.
It really depends on the pair.
We totally taped that bitches crustables from the ceiling, those things were NASTY.
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A peanut butter and jelly sandwich that will have you nutting in seconds from its heavenly goodness
This crustable makes me want to nut everywhere!
by Greenpoop24361 February 16, 2021
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