The noun that occurs when ones penis/boner becomes so encrusted with smegma and fromunda cheese that it is no longer recognizable as a human penis
Also the noun that occurs when having anal or vaginal sex with a women, but after cumming, not pulling out until your penis has been encrusted into the hole and is irremovable
Also the noun that occurs when having anal or vaginal sex with a women, but after cumming, not pulling out until your penis has been encrusted into the hole and is irremovable
Guy: alright are you ready for this *whips it out*
Girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU TOTES HAVE A FUCKING CRUST-BONE!!! IM TWEETING THIS
Dude 1: *talking on phone with friend* hey man we had an amazing night, but I can't hang today...
Dude 2: wtf man why not?
Dude 1: I didn't pull out and we fell asleep so now I got a crust-bone…
Dude 2: oh... That sucks...
Girl: OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU TOTES HAVE A FUCKING CRUST-BONE!!! IM TWEETING THIS
Dude 1: *talking on phone with friend* hey man we had an amazing night, but I can't hang today...
Dude 2: wtf man why not?
Dude 1: I didn't pull out and we fell asleep so now I got a crust-bone…
Dude 2: oh... That sucks...
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A goth who has been part of the subculture since it originally came about, or a goth over the age of 40.
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May 28 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
