A combination of crispy and crusty. Typically used to describe foods.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

Something that is both Crispy and somehow also Creamy.

The term used for the consistency of some good weed. When you break up the buds it has a certain snap to it so that all the resin glands have melded into each other. Like breaking off a peice of the bud wouldn't crumble but stay together. Buds that have dried just right, so that it smokes evenly.