The crunk creeper is a creeper who constantly pursues booze that is not theirs in an attempt to make it so. The crunk creeper always is lingering around the refrigerator and/or ice chest in pursuit of fellow party dweller's booze. The crunk creeper will almost always deny the theft of the booze in question, and then dismiss the statement with the notion that there is a party going on.
*Crunk creeper takes beer out of fridge*
Tucker: What in the Sam Hill Fuck do you think you are doing man?
Crunk Creeper: Just gettin' a beer, whatdya mean man its a party?
Tucker: Crunk creeping bastards.
Tucker: What in the Sam Hill Fuck do you think you are doing man?
Crunk Creeper: Just gettin' a beer, whatdya mean man its a party?
Tucker: Crunk creeping bastards.
by Mr.Party April 22, 2010