Brittany "Oh my god I was with Zack last night and he gave me a crunchy nut!"
Becky "Omg ew that's so gross'"
Becky "Omg ew that's so gross'"
by CheddaBiscuit May 10, 2015
The Art of letting your Girlfriend suck your balls and then she chews on them and you subsequently fly kick her causing her to spit your balls out in small chunks
"you mother fucker... imam fly kick yo ass outa here if you don't spit my crunchy nuts out" said Jesus to Mary
by curry cums out of my jab end February 12, 2015
by John nut September 26, 2019
Yummy, addictive cereal made by Kellogs. They have ads like: "are you a crunchy nutter" and "get home, have some"
person 1: I really want something to eat
person 2: have some crunchy nut cornflakes!
person 1: nah, I'm not a crunchy nutter.
person 2: have some crunchy nut cornflakes!
person 1: nah, I'm not a crunchy nutter.
by KK-chan August 02, 2008
The small nut chunks you find in your feces and/or anus after enjoying Kellogg's delicious new cereal.
I ate three bowls yesterday... here comes the Crunchy Nut Butt.
I was exceedingly disgusted when I wiped and discovered I had Crunchy Nut Butt.
I was exceedingly disgusted when I wiped and discovered I had Crunchy Nut Butt.
by Hairytickle August 07, 2011
Kiana: Did you hear about the mom that was playing Farmville and was so annoyed at her crying baby that she spaced and shook her baby to death?
Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!
Derek: Holy Crap! That's nuts! That's Crunchy Peanut Butter Nuts!
by baywatchpunk November 03, 2010
When a male is having sexual intercourse with someone and he passes a kidney stone while ejaculating.
by Green alien dude March 08, 2018