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Noun. A person who is lives in a healthy, green, vegetarian way. This person often supports Greenpeace and other such environmental and anti-war groups.
Aislin is a crunchy granola, and I think she was awesome at the anti-war ralley today!
by Kag September 11, 2006
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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a person who is into all that all natural crap and eats tofu and does yoga and hugs trees... and not in the sexual way
everyone at wesleyan university (excluding Emily and i)
by professor chaos May 23, 2003
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