A much better way of saying taking a shit or pooping

When a b**** try to bust your nuts

Long haired hippie who talks about the Grateful Dead like it's their religion. There is only one crunch master and that is the professional dab smoker, and the advice giver of drugs. The crunch master will not turn down mushrooms.

When a man uses excel to model an investment, performing simple modifications on formulas to make a return, and produce a golden "nugget".

when you have a little fling going for someone

To creep out on someone, derived from the infamous sketchy rave character Captain Crunch

When you are laying in bed or sitting on the couch and a dog steps on part of your body mercilessly.