Taking a pick to the house, or causing a fumble.
Did you see me cause that fumble and take it to the house for a touchdown? That was a mother fuckin crunch bar!
by DaleTheSnail August 24, 2010
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A person who is crunchy. They exhibit most of the qualities associated with hippies, including vegetarianism, birkenstock-wearing, poor personal hyegiene, and pot-smoking.
Our AP psych teacher is such a crunch bar, all we do is listen to weird ethnic music and talk about our feelings.
by somebody i used to know January 22, 2006
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A girl that looks like the back of a crunch bar when she cakes makeup over her acne.
girl 1: this bitch be lookin like a crunch bar

girl 2: ew I know right

acne
by Babycakes066 October 14, 2015
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When someone is giving a rim job and then The rim job-ee takes a nutty shit.
hey did you go ass to mouth?
Yeah, but she crunch bar'd me!
by Corey M January 28, 2007
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A doodie filled with corn usually enjoyed as an evening treat with a side serving of Sprite.
Brad: Hey man do you want to get a candy bar
Kevin: No way man I just want an Iowa Crunch Bar
by Floofypenguin March 13, 2020
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