The King of Crumland and sworn enemy of evil Vigor the Viking. He has six knights of the Round Table, but Vigor kidnapped them and hid them around King Crum's Castle, but Crum is too helpless and confused to find them.

It is used to describe a person who possesses power or political significance, but is too helpless or weak to deal with the issue at hand.
Ex 1: Did you hear about that politician who couldn't vote on the bill because he didn't know which side to support? He's a regular King Crum.

Ex 2: President Taft is considered to be the King Crum of America's history.
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A Boss, a genius, an amazing lover, a man with a huge cock, eats pussy better then any other. simply the best type of man you could be
man o man i wish i could be a Crum-Ewing they get all the ladies and are so fucking cool
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Where and male and a female are having sex on either a sandy beach or a sand bank, where the males penis is crummed in sand.
oh Ray, your penis is all sandy, youve got a crummed sausage
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a fat housekeeper with wretched crumby feet
there are so many crumbs on you feet , you are crum tilda
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(Or ) rum crumb. A disparaging word in response to someone who irritates you, playful, teasing.
After waking someone with insomnia, the insomniac says, “ You rum crumb, you woke me up”
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