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Being holey in distribution (like a crumpet) when talking about wind distribution or health.
Person 1: Shall we go sailing today?
Person 2: Nah... The wind's looking really crumpy!

Person 1: How are you feeling after last night?
Person 2: Pretty crumpy!!
by Amandawhey November 28, 2012
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May 19 Word of the Day
Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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1. A person who is feeling a combination of crabby and grumpy.

2. A person that is irritable to the point that it is written all over there face and is expressed in there body language.

3. A person that feels annoyed at every little thing, due to being a irritable person.

4. A person feeling annoyed by stupid people.
J: Hows it going?
B: Real crumpy day today!
J: What do you mean by crumpy?
B: I mean getting annoyed by stupid people!
by mywickedfantasy April 24, 2010
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drunk -> crunk -> crunky -> crumpy
a popular term of MHSers
out gettin crumpy
Where we gettin crumpy this weekend
by gyiu February 23, 2005
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Something that's shitty, yet somehow fun.
"Hey have you played Sonic 06 before?"
"Yeah dude thats a really crumpy game."
"Are you on shrooms again?"
"Yea"
by cerealkiller092 February 09, 2021
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