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To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.
I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.
by Jibber June 06, 2005
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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