Crumpet boy saves the world (specifically England) from negativity tea drinking experience. He has worked his entire life at this important beautiful job! He should be proud to cause so much joy for England in this time of Brexit. Amongst other of the country’s many horrors he has restored hope in the country’s eyes!

A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.