Noun; someone who is stereotypically british.

(used to insult anyone who is not american)
Ryder: It’s spelled ‘colour’ not ‘color.’
Reese: shut up, you crump.
by Not rice March 21, 2021
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"Y'all ever hit your funny bone on a chair and crump"

"Did you see Tom? When he got shot he Crump'd"
by grosshopper December 18, 2018
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Crump means to pee, fard, shid, cum, at the same time in your pant. The past tence of this word is crumped
When she put her hand on my shoulder I crumped in my pant
by Bummy Boi October 03, 2018
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a perennial failure. a person who snatches defeat from the jaws of victory despite the odds being stacked in their favour.
AC Milan are 3-0 up at half time in the champions league final, it's in the bag!

after the match- 'how have they managed to Crump that up?'
by nugnugs July 19, 2018
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When you and a group of friends gather around one street light in the middle of the night and one by one have a dance off while everyone else watches until there turn.
I’m high as fuck we should go have a crump battle
by Q576607 November 15, 2018
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nickname for a hard hit or a great blow
oh i got fully crump-holed last night, im sore
by leila arrow December 14, 2020
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