Verb: When you fart whilst being fucked from behind

The past tense is crumped
"We went back to mine and during sex he/she Crumped."
"Did you crump during sex"
by Judicle October 27, 2020
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You will get crump (fucked up) off this tequila.

Don't make me crump( fuck ) yo ass up.
by Bubbles DeLicious February 27, 2017
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A truck driver.

Strongly dislikes people who don’t know what a tag axle is. Does not like driving ambulances. Sub par golfer, but great at driving. Loves Dr. Peppers and tag axles.
“Hey what am I on today?”
“You’re driving truck crump
by BigDBandittt November 28, 2019
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A mogoloid individual who has the capabilities of biggering his voice by speaking directly into his elbow. Fortunately this affliction is offset by being bestowed with a large penis.
Person 1: Look at that guy l, he's a right crump!
Person 2: Heard they're meant to have massive nobs though.
by Topspark127 August 02, 2018
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A form of dancing where one squats down, lifts up both of their legs, and chops down on both of their thighs repeatedly. This is normally performed at a very fast pace while listening to extremely distorted and bass boosted music.

Note: A Spider-Man costume is not needed to perform this dance move.
Man 1: "Yo what's that move called?!"

Man 2: "Damnnnn dude, that nigga be crumping!"
by _Solaris November 22, 2017
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