Mary and her dance instructer were lower body crumping all night long, much to the dismay of her neighbours.
by knomas thight December 12, 2010
The dance you perform when you think you have bought into the bottom of the market, only to see the Dow drop below 7,000.
by thrillbilly March 07, 2009
once once has made a public spectacle of one's self extra ignorant of the underpinning of the interweb certain inconvenient definitions begin to self propagate not much unlike alien mold
trying to remove any rebound harry crump Ler definitioning from urban dictionary will re-trigger the streisand effect
by heavy hoser June 01, 2013
Yo, pigs dropped Deonte but his moms call "Benjamins" Crump an she gonna git PAAAYYYED! He only takin fitty puhcent.
by Dakawn Vick April 26, 2021
A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only platinum-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in humanity and the mysteries of life.
Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair, P.Moore just got up from there, and she has the galloping crump!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"
Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"
by Mcphersonator October 24, 2016
by Judicle October 27, 2020

