Humping so fast and coordinatedly that it looks like you're crumping using your lower half
Mary and her dance instructer were lower body crumping all night long, much to the dismay of her neighbours.
by knomas thight December 12, 2010
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The dance you perform when you think you have bought into the bottom of the market, only to see the Dow drop below 7,000.
I was doing the crump 'n' dump when I saw the market tank right after I bought in.
by thrillbilly March 07, 2009
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trying to remove any rebound harry crump Ler definitioning from urban dictionary will re-trigger the streisand effect
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America's top black ambulance chaser parasite shyster lawyer.
Yo, pigs dropped Deonte but his moms call "Benjamins" Crump an she gonna git PAAAYYYED! He only takin fitty puhcent.
by Dakawn Vick April 26, 2021
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An April crump is a nuther word for a bitch or a hore.
she is an april crump
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A particularly nasty, crusty, fast advancing rash or skin eruption. For some reason it appears to strike only platinum-plated, 360 degree assholes, while leaving the virtuous unscathed. By so doing, it restores ones faith in humanity and the mysteries of life.
Alarmed Fellow:"Don't sit in that chair, P.Moore just got up from there, and she has the galloping crump!"

Unconcerned Grand Guy:"Don't worry, P.Moore is a smelly poo-bag, but I have my aura of righteousness to protect me!"
by Mcphersonator October 24, 2016
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When you're doing it doggystyle and the person on the bottom farts (pumps).
"We were having sex and he/she crumped during it"
"Did you just Crump?"
by Judicle October 27, 2020
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