babes that are crumping a form of ghetto dance
"I want a golden tooth, I want CRUMPING BABES! I want more bling that you can shake a pheasant at!"
by Siren-x September 11, 2008
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A saying created by random. It's an adjective that means: too awesome to conjure a real word to describe it.
*lauren plays game...*

casssie:DUDE! did that just say CRUMP A DUMP?

lauren:....no stupid, Crump A Bomb

cassie: that is so CRUMP A DUMP!!!-glee-
by CRUMP A DUMP [cassie] April 08, 2007
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R. Crump - new age term used for a shitty anus... Enjoy
I got a rusty Crump!!!!!!!!!
by CrumpFiend August 15, 2009
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When you have to poop in public but the toilet seat is beyond filthy so you have to crap so bad you resort to hovering above the seat in a "crumping" position. This usually results in splashing of water on the anus and/or left over fecal matter between the cheeks.
Yo Mike, I had to take a poo at work but someone pissed all over the seat so I had to do a dump n crump.
by PooLoversRUs November 27, 2010
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When you go on a "booty call" and promptly leave to go camping
Pete: "So we are going to go camping today?"

Mark: "I'm going to try and go for a Dip N' Crump"

Pete: "OK you fianut"
by Fianut January 02, 2011
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Burnt out on meth, suicidal, sohrary crump lericon existence, antisocial cry baby
by T record June 01, 2013
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