by Siren-x September 11, 2008
A saying created by random. It's an adjective that means: too awesome to conjure a real word to describe it.
*lauren plays game...*
casssie:DUDE! did that just say CRUMP A DUMP?
lauren:....no stupid, Crump A Bomb
cassie: that is so CRUMP A DUMP!!!-glee-
casssie:DUDE! did that just say CRUMP A DUMP?
lauren:....no stupid, Crump A Bomb
cassie: that is so CRUMP A DUMP!!!-glee-
by CRUMP A DUMP [cassie] April 08, 2007
When you have to poop in public but the toilet seat is beyond filthy so you have to crap so bad you resort to hovering above the seat in a "crumping" position. This usually results in splashing of water on the anus and/or left over fecal matter between the cheeks.
Yo Mike, I had to take a poo at work but someone pissed all over the seat so I had to do a dump n crump.
by PooLoversRUs November 27, 2010
Pete: "So we are going to go camping today?"
Mark: "I'm going to try and go for a Dip N' Crump"
Pete: "OK you fianut"
Mark: "I'm going to try and go for a Dip N' Crump"
Pete: "OK you fianut"
by Fianut January 02, 2011
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