Urban Dictionary: Crumming

When you cum and a part of your body cramps simultaneously causing a painful orgasm

I was about to cum but then my hip cramped up, next thing I know I'm crumming all over her

by chickenhead80 December 19, 2014

Bro, I was banging this chick while listening to Coldplay and I ended up crumming, shit was beautiful.

by I am a mouse March 18, 2017

An allergic reaction to the oral ingestion of semen can result in crums, low viscosity diarrhea.

"I've got to get my boyfriend to stop cumming in my mouth because every morning I'm filling up the toilet with tons of crums"

by VagFingaz October 29, 2009

Your Penis.. A quote from Borat film "Please,Touch my crum"

Borat "Touch my crum..Please, I'll touch your's"

by benuk November 08, 2006

by crumlord2 April 13, 2021

Someone who is such a lowly human being they do not deserve your time of day.

Jim - "Hey mate, can I borrow $5 for another rum and coke?"

Peter - "Fuck off crum"

by Manets January 24, 2009

When you cringe and cum at the same time.

Man, that midget porn really made me crum!

by Crummaster69 May 29, 2019