A true player, has many wives/girlfriends. Will be seen killing zombies and or while screwing women. Colton Crum is extremely good in bed. Go fuck yourself if you dont know a Colton Crum, its not worth living if you cant laugh. He is a delicous piece of mancandy and resembles a airplaneman.
100+ girls: dammmmnnnnnn

Colton Crum: Seen not heard women!
by Airplanemancandy October 16, 2009
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a stream in Delaware commonly mispronounced as "cum creek"
mom! look! cum creek!

mom: what did you say?

dad: son, ill have to kick your ass for that.

son: sorry i meant crum creek.
by han377 September 10, 2008
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A ho-bo, loser, idiot, fool and is completely and uterly stupid in everything that they do!!!!!!!!!
by Cat March 12, 2003
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Someone who is always eating in bed and that gets crums in their dick
YOU BEST STOP EATING IN BED BEFORE YOU GET CRUM DICK AND A MOUSE BITES YOUR DICK OFF!!!
by TheUndergroundShade June 16, 2016
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Scruff Crums appear in the scruff of a bearded man (or manly woman). They appear in cases of men eating crumbly food, in which case the crums fall into the beard. The beard being a warm and delicate area on the male body, the food stays moist and preserved. And can be edible for months after it had fallen into the scruff. In the case of beverages, beer and milk can also appear in the scruff and will marinate and season the crums.

In which case a feast is upon us.
man1: "man im so hungry"
man2: "don't worry, i got some left over scruff crums you can have"
man1: "u had any beer lately"
man2: "plenty"
man1: "oh boy, im soo keen"
by Chumscruff October 19, 2009
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A person who cannot for the life of them clear crumbs off their bed. So they sit on it, and flatten the crumbs out and until the crumbs keep collecting. Eventually Stay away from this person at all costs.
Danngg, that girl Mareyeen is a Crum bum, all she do is sit on her bed flattening crumbs.
by Cheecheez September 12, 2010
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A crum cake is a delicious desert consumed by a female off a males crum (hence the crum cake). Ideally the male decorates his crum in whip cream and chocolate along with any other interesting treats.
Eric- "Hey Finn, what did you and that girl do after dinner?"
Finn- "She had a scrumptious crum cake, then we drank brass monkeys and she had another crum cake, LOL"
Eric- "Noice Finn, Noice!"
by Frederick Crumster October 22, 2009
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