Someone who is so useless that they can be compared to a crum of bread. A crum is someone who resides in their house all the time and refuses to participate in any galas or events.
Mike "Hey Dom lets go get that chick to come over tonight to my crib"
Dom "Not even worth it bro, that girl is a crum, she ain't leavin her house for a million dollars"
Dom "Not even worth it bro, that girl is a crum, she ain't leavin her house for a million dollars"
by thekooker December 05, 2010
by Damn, that Dakota killed shrek November 06, 2018
by chickenhead80 December 19, 2014
A noun for crusted cum on skin.
Referred to male and/or female cum left on the skin as it crusts.
As the cum dries it leaves little crumbs referred to as crum.
Referred to male and/or female cum left on the skin as it crusts.
As the cum dries it leaves little crumbs referred to as crum.
Renato came on my face last night. I totally forgot about it and it turned into crum. I still ate it.
by Furrtar August 18, 2017
Bro, I was banging this chick while listening to Coldplay and I ended up crumming, shit was beautiful.
by I am a mouse March 18, 2017
by Frederick Crumster October 21, 2009
Allen and Jeremy were crumming when they penetrated Brandin in the back of a work truck in the alley behind a dominos.
I found myself crumming at my grandma's funeral when I crame in my grandpa.
I found myself crumming at my grandma's funeral when I crame in my grandpa.
by Slayerized666 January 21, 2019

