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A movie made in 1999 starring Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe, Selma Blair, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Louise Fletcher, and Joshua Jackson, with a small role by Tara Reid. This movie is packed with laughs, tears, and some fudge, and is extremely rad. The plotline is basically this: Kathryn (the drug addicted rich bitch)makes a bet with her step-brother Sebastian (the cute player who can get any girl he wants) that he won't be able to bed Annette (a virgin who is insistant on remaining one until marriage). If Sebastian loses, Kathryn gets his Jaguar. If he wins, he gets Kathryn. This movie is Rated R for strong sexual dialogue and sexual situations involving teens, language and drug use. It's a really funny movie, and guys and girls alike will almost certainly love it. Just one word of advice, DON'T watch Cruel Intentions 2. It sucks.
"Hey cutes, wanna come over to my place and watch Cruel Intentions?"
"Of course I do! you know I LOVE that movie. Ryan Phillippe is mad hot in it."
by kendradmr. April 30, 2006
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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a great movie showing what can happen when high schoolers are given too much money and nowhere to spend it
rich kid: man what should i do with this cash?
rich kid 2: we should go throw a mad party
by ellet cult January 22, 2005
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One of the best movies I've ever seen. Has Ryan Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair in it. Involves a lot of rich kids and a lot of sex.
by Biddy June 23, 2005
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The best movie ever made, and has my favorite actor Ryan Phillippe..who I want to fuck
Lets watch Cruel Intentions because Ryan is so hot.
by Cecily July 29, 2003
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a movie including sex, sex, and sex.
did you see that movie cruel intentions? you should watch it with ur boyfriend!
by rockzy April 27, 2003
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