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The act of totally over-reacting to an otherwise harmless situation, instantly assigning blame and accusing innocent others with absolutely no information to back up your claim. Verbally abusing others in response to some small, unexpected, insignificant event that has nothing to do with you personally; A grown-ass man having a reaction to a minor incident comparable to that of a woman giving birth.
George whined for hours and began crowning because she was running late, when they weren't going anywhere anyway.

Ryan crowned when he only found one of a matching pair of socks.

He was crowning because he left his glasses at home and automatically assumed someone broke into his locked and alarmed car and stole said sunglasses.
by CraigyToThaLeroy September 02, 2016
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To skeet on top of your partner's head.
I saw this gay dood crowning his partner on his bald spot.

So this chick was giving me head when all of a sudden I pulled out and crowned the bitch.
by Kooie April 17, 2007
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When you start to develop crown baldness the most common form of male balding
I never knew Rick was crowning till Jill pointed it out
by Reverboi August 03, 2021
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When your woman lives up your bald head and proceeds to sit on it and ride.
I just shaved my head and my girl just started crowning me
by Push pop November 12, 2020
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