Top definition
croucher
The somewhat inconvenient convenience encountered in developing countries (and tragically, still in some developed ones too): a toilet where there is not much more than a hole in the floor framed by a metal or ceramic slab.
Therefore, for westerners, if one finds oneself in need of a number 2 then some important decisions need to be made regarding lower thigh strength, flexibility, clothing removal logistics and just necessity.
The somewhat inconvenient convenience encountered in developing countries (and tragically, still in some developed ones too): a toilet where there is not much more than a hole in the floor framed by a metal or ceramic slab.
Therefore, for westerners, if one finds oneself in need of a number 2 then some important decisions need to be made regarding lower thigh strength, flexibility, clothing removal logistics and just necessity.
“I wanted to use the toilets at that last service station but they only had crouchers so I decided to hold it in until we get home.”
by Stivchik February 20, 2018
Jun 2 Word of the Day
A beautiful girl is walking down the street, she comes to you and sais: "Would you go to bed with me?"
"Wa wa wee wa!"
"Wa wa wee wa!"
by Trick_SLO January 18, 2007
2
A croucher is a person who crouches under swings at night playing a cello because he is a homo with no friends.
by Croucher hater August 23, 2009
3
1.) A guy who has blisters on his knees from giving prison guards blowjobs.
2.) A guy who's instrument is bigger than him, eg, double bass or Cello.
3.) A homeless guy who crouches under a swing or slide at a playground.
2.) A guy who's instrument is bigger than him, eg, double bass or Cello.
3.) A homeless guy who crouches under a swing or slide at a playground.
Lol check out that Croucher at the town basin! Hahaha!
Hey, that guy is smaller than his instrument! What a Croucher!
Check out those knees! Croucher!
Hey, that guy is smaller than his instrument! What a Croucher!
Check out those knees! Croucher!
by dshgjhsdjghjsdhjg August 30, 2009