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A tall slender snake like creature with the ability to brown nose with anyone more superior than himself in order to climb the ladder of corruption
Don't trust Johnny he's a right crouchaphile he's always in the boss's office
by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
by Pop Pop Bienstock April 01, 2021
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