A perverted indivdual who stares at people's crotch area looking for identifiable traces of sexual organs.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

crotch watcher
A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.