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Similar to crotch corn, but surprisingly involving alcohol soaking up your crotch, rendering it drunk McAllister.
Dude Jesus just converted beer into Crotchcohol!!!!!!!!!!!!!

dude shits weak.

AkA Crotch candy
by Nathaniel James Yanny August 30, 2009
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