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a crotch is someone or something that is disgusting and makes you regurgitate on the floor. somehow it can be used as every single part of speech. if something is rude and appalling, they are crotch.
Did that person wake up on the wrong side of the bed? They’ve been acting very crotch.”
by swagdaddy750450 September 06, 2020
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A non-gender bias replacement for swear words.
Crotches be crazy!, Crotchfucker!, Quit Crotchin'!, Don't crotch out on me!
by Seedy Tea October 12, 2011
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(v. to crotch, p.p. crotched). The spiteful act of placing your bare genitals (male, female, or misc.) upon an inanimate object owned and used by an offending party. Also see Ass.
I am going to crotch Bob's stapler, hard.
by The Mad Haberdasher April 20, 2005
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nickname for Texas Governor and Secretary of Energy Rick Perry
Crotch served as governor of Texas for 15 years and was their longest serving governor.
by Coop Dupe January 15, 2020
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Basically a big pussy, or known as a male-bitch. Tendency to have a really gay time with a "crotch" person.
Ya i know, john is a big faggot crotch bitch
by Sam9800 February 26, 2007
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As described by my mom to my older sister as bitchy, rude, and snappy
Your attitude is such a crotch!

Quit being a crotch
by Hugs_for_life December 30, 2016
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