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Someone who brushes up against another person's privates in such a way that it's made to seem like an accident, but for the brusher, is meant to indeed cop a feel.

See also Ass Phantom
I felt that you Crotch Specter!
by SchwarzerWind September 01, 2003
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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