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by masokitsune January 17, 2019
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Things or living organisms living and/or growing within a females genitals that can induce a nasty smell or disgusting look to the pussy.
You'd better avoid fucking her, she's got some nasty crotch critters and you don't want to catch them!

by ChickensBitch October 27, 2003
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Bugs or crabs that infest the nether regions of people that have seriously bad hygene whether they be male or female.
by Judy February 01, 2004
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Children, especially unpleasant ones.
Oh, no, here come the Breedersons and their ill-behaved litter of crotch critters again.
by Miz Daisy Cutter April 16, 2006
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