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Any other living thing that does not belong in the genital area.
by David Glenn F. December 18, 2005
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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Things or living organisms living and/or growing within a females genitals that can induce a nasty smell or disgusting look to the pussy.
You'd better avoid fucking her, she's got some nasty crotch critters and you don't want to catch them!

by ChickensBitch October 27, 2003
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Bugs or crabs that infest the nether regions of people that have seriously bad hygene whether they be male or female.
by Judy February 01, 2004
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Children, especially unpleasant ones.
Oh, no, here come the Breedersons and their ill-behaved litter of crotch critters again.
by Miz Daisy Cutter April 16, 2006
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I was going to have sex with her until her crotch critters started dancing
by Mach 4 December 27, 2011
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