Karen the weirdest thing happened today. I was gettin done with a shower and stepped out and BAM!! I just crosshammed a little person. I was so angry. You never want that to happen! Crosshamming is so horrible.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”