A CrossFit baby is a child born from two people who were previously married but had an affair with another partner at CrossFit.
Those crossfitters had a CrossFit baby and are now both getting a divorce.
by Nofoxgiven March 4, 2018
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Young males who are extreme devotees of Crossfit. Often interchangeable with Paleo bros.
I wish the Crossfit bros would stop trying to get me to do box steps and kettleball swings!
by lismo August 28, 2017
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Someone who loves talking about free-market economics, any kind of bootstrap that can be pulled on, and that all lives matter when it has nothing to do with the subject at hand

...And they won't shut the fuck about it.
person 1: Who did you invite? Kyle? Ugh...he's such a crossfit conservative
person 2: Really? I had no idea
person 1: Yeah, one minute you're talking about why foam rollers are good for back pain, and the next thing you know he's saying that Co-operative housing is the death of America
by JiggidyDenday February 1, 2021
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A term used to describe a psychological phenomenon in which an individual who participates in crossfit becomes impressed by, and consequently attracted to, muscle definition that is associated with WOD performance, especially that of the posterior chain. This phenomenon increasingly appears in daily life and is applied to non-crossfitters, causing deviation from social norms of attractiveness and a strong preference for ‘dat ass.
Man 1: "Did you see her ass? I bet she doesn't even squat!"
Man 2: "Dude, take off your crossfit goggles."
by CFLT July 4, 2013
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The kind of strong you get doing CrossFit workouts. Similar to "country strong." The men and women that do CrossFit Workouts rarely change in size, so the aren't huge, but they are extremely strong and have great endurance. Similar to country farm boys that do functional work daily. No abs can compare to the greatness of CrossFit abs. Total core workout.
Weightlifter: dude, you are not very big to be deadlifting all that weight, you need a weight belt.

CrossFitter: this is just my warm-up

Weightlifter: but you aren't a huge muscle head, like all my buds.

Crossfitter: no, I'm CrossFit strong!
by Grove Girl June 17, 2011
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Liver crossfit, much like ordinary crossfit, is a strenuous routine exercise plan...

For your liver.

Anyone committed to drinking alcohol to excess regularly is already partaking in said program. Some pretty basic exercises include throw-ups, black-outs, and shotgunning.

Statistics show that approximately 1 in 12 American adults are dependent on liver crossfit! Join the masses! Get your liver PUMPED now!
Call 1-800-ALC-KILL
"You say alcoholism, I say liver crossfit."
by KKKisforNoScopers September 5, 2016
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When you talk about doing CrossFit a dozen times, drink too much, and skip it the next morning.
Terry keeps inviting me to CrossFit tomorrow, wanna come.

Nah, he will end up doing an Irish CrossFit.
by Shelldaddy September 27, 2019
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