The act of scooping fecal matter out of another persons rectum using only two fingers.
Dude, last night I walked in on Danny and Arin crooning. It was terrifying, yet intriguing.
by Stickythings August 04, 2016
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Me and Samantha vacationed to Tokyo and spent the week Crooning
by ThaRaspBerriKing August 12, 2016
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To speak, sing, moan, or hum in a soft, gentle, intimate, soothing, or murmuring manner, particularly when adapting to an amplification system or using an echoing effect.
The mother was crooning over the sick child to help her fall asleep.
by Steven January 23, 2004
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to sing sentimentally- a word originating from 50's dialect.
She crooned to baby to help him sleep.
by BlueSquirrelly November 30, 2008
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To sing with honey in your voice; often used at the end of 80's songs--the music fades out, the crooning does not.
El Debarge, from the early 80's motown group Debarge, really knew how to croon.
by Bunny D May 25, 2005
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Slang to describe the stereotype of a small, grey-haired fat man with a moustache who looks up women's skirts.
"Honeyviolet, darling, why do you have all these bruises?"
"THEY WERE THROWING 50p's AT MY SWOLLEN FOREHEAD, YOU CROON!!!"
by MegaMarc September 28, 2019
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