by Elizzabeth May 25, 2006
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
To have a relaxed drink during a heavy drinking session.
A crooner is anything less alcoholic than what you are currently drinking or what you are about to drink.
The word is derived from the relaxed singing style of crooning.
A crooner is anything less alcoholic than what you are currently drinking or what you are about to drink.
The word is derived from the relaxed singing style of crooning.
Yolande: "Should we open a bottle of scotch?"
Sandy: "Not just yet, I will start with a crooner."
Jim: "Another shot of vodka mate?"
Steve: "Nah, I going to take it slow and have a crooner."
Sandy: "Not just yet, I will start with a crooner."
Jim: "Another shot of vodka mate?"
Steve: "Nah, I going to take it slow and have a crooner."
by vedi October 18, 2011
an old, dirty, angry man who hates his life and job and takes out his misery on youth. often a crooner will be seen spying on young college girls with an innapropriate smile on his dirty mustached face. He is probably imagining what it would be like to have sex with them if he dick still worked at his current age.
Mellissa doesn't like eating in the cafeteria because the crooner who serves baked beans always eye-rapes her.
by chris christopherson April 16, 2006
A male or a female vocalist who sings popular songs, with background music of jazz or a band which consists of various genres ranging from Big Band/ swing, Doo-Woop, Rythm and Blues, and Soft Rock.
I would consider both Bobby Darin and Peggy Lee Crooners because the music styles is the same regardless of gender.
via giphy
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May 12 trending
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