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Crookers... Italian Dj's that play from house music to eletro-hardcore. They even mixed AC/DC's song Thunderstruck.
Crookers was made on 2003 by DJ Phra and Dj Bot.
Person1: Man i found a song named We are Prostitutes and is not about your sisters
Person2: -.-' yeah is that new crookers song right ?
by Zios April 26, 2009
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Voluntarily Celibate.
A person who chooses to be celibate. Can be for any given amount of time, for a short period or for their entire life. Can be for religious reasons or not.

related: incel
-Priests are volcel (or at least they're supposed to be).

-Gary was so upset after the divorce he became volcel for the rest of his life.
by kay_see October 23, 2007
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Crookers is the conflation of Crack and Hookers. Two popular indulgences of the more affluent Scumbag (or Andrew). Common-all-garden Scumbags can normally only afford to indulge in Crack or Hookers but the Andrew can afford to juxtapose his pleasures with the Crooker.
Sean: Hi Andy, I hear you've just been paid. Finally getting that new jacket you've had your eye on?

Andy: Nah, I've spunked it all on Crookers
by Ein Kunt January 25, 2010
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A crooker is a flat, dry baked food typically made with flour. seasonings, such as salt, flowers, sugar, or cheese, may be added to the dough or sprinkled on top before baking. Crackers are often branded as a nutritious and having a crisp or chewy texture. and is a small sweet round and flat cake
Person1: have you tried a Crooker?
Person2: no why?
person1: there really good!
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by IS THAT REAL February 04, 2021
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