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A ugly bus driver that had messed up teeth due to an accidental blow-job to a stiff boner. She has a son named Harambe who likes to crawl under everyone's seat. She also makes her own exceptions to the bus's rules such as ("You are not allowed to eat food on the bus, but my son Harambe can!!!!!!!!") She is also dirt poor and says she she is an Android fan since she can't afford an IPhone. Finally, Betsy is the most ugliest person in the whole universe. She always tells people to mind their own business, even though she adds herself to other people's conversation.
That bus driver's teeth is all crooked an she is such a nosy idiot cause she can't stfu. That is exactly what you call a Crooked Betsy.
by Talhaakbar October 07, 2016
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018