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noun,
1. croog - a service that is offered by a croogster for sale
"Indonesian designers offer some amazing UI design Croogs at a very low cost"
noun,
2. croogster - is a person who is geographically independent and consistently receives freelance projects, rather than working full time on a regular salary basis as an employee
"We don't have enough funds to hire another employee. It would be wiser to outsource the work to a croogster"
noun
3. crooging - the ability to earn from digital media by receiving freelance projects consistently is called Crooging.
"I think crooging is a good reason for you to quit your job, you can easily travel around the world and work at the same time."
verb (used without object), crooging.
4. crooging - to act or work as a croogster:
"The designer used to be an employee for us but is crooging now."
Origin of croog - croogster
1. croog - a service that is offered by a croogster for sale
"Indonesian designers offer some amazing UI design Croogs at a very low cost"
noun,
2. croogster - is a person who is geographically independent and consistently receives freelance projects, rather than working full time on a regular salary basis as an employee
"We don't have enough funds to hire another employee. It would be wiser to outsource the work to a croogster"
noun
3. crooging - the ability to earn from digital media by receiving freelance projects consistently is called Crooging.
"I think crooging is a good reason for you to quit your job, you can easily travel around the world and work at the same time."
verb (used without object), crooging.
4. crooging - to act or work as a croogster:
"The designer used to be an employee for us but is crooging now."
Origin of croog - croogster
by Willis Shakespeare November 10, 2016
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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“I told her not to tell jack what i said and then she did.”
“what a fucking croog.”
“omg he is the biggest croog around here”
“what a fucking croog.”
“omg he is the biggest croog around here”
by disgurlizonfiya June 12, 2018
3
1. A small, annoying little person, who talks about unimportant things all day.
2. A name you call your best friend, because even though they annoy you, you love them.
This word was founded by Alex.
2. A name you call your best friend, because even though they annoy you, you love them.
This word was founded by Alex.
1. ALEX: I bet I was a Pokemon in my past life.
LAURA: You're such a croog.
2. ALEX: I love you, Laura.
LAURA: I love you too, you little croog.
LAURA: You're such a croog.
2. ALEX: I love you, Laura.
LAURA: I love you too, you little croog.
by AlexSex February 25, 2006