Cronked on Gronk

An expression typical sailors where one is completely intoxicated by rum to the point where one is constantly vomiting and fumbling with there movements.

"Hey guys; i'm totally cronked on gronk and vomiting everywhere and can't control my movements.

by Lord Garbage March 25, 2018

Cronking Yah Gonk

Southern Illinois slang for masturbating using the hand of a woman you slaughtered.
Corpse must be old enough for necrosis to set in.

Otherwise it is Glorking Yerh Hork.

Hey jordy I Cronked my Gonk yesterday!
John are you fucking serious? John you know you can't be Cronking Yah Gonk round here, that's illegal!

by fliip3 May 18, 2022

Cronk

A term that is the upmost offensive term out there. The use off such a word will get you shunned off by your friends, and either forgotten, or despised.

One could just say, "Cronk." As it is most sufficiently used when by it's self.

by Granduncle Ted March 28, 2022

Cronk

Raunchy cute

His new haircut is totally cronk!

by mladdi the baddie January 8, 2022

cronk

a word you can use as a swear word but its not bad

cronk! I just stubbed my toe

by honeybuzzbuzz May 31, 2023

Cronk

A word that can replace any word.

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by Benis's Boy January 21, 2020

Cronk

A cronk is an insult meaning fake and weak.

John you cronk where's my damn kids

by Gge8ihv6gvd August 18, 2019