Urban Dictionary: Cronk

When you finna get crazy with the boys and/or chaotic.

“everybody’s getting cronk (cronk) smack him if he’s getting to drunk (drunk)”-Ke$ha

“Friday’s gonna be wild we finna get CRONK” Jake said to his boys

by tatertot69 October 23, 2019

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A pedophile that likes to bring children into his van. A cronk is basically a kidnapper, so watch out.

Nooo I got a cronk as my gym teacher

by dt0089fgh May 03, 2020

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Cronk, Cronked, or Cronking is what happens to the male human body when he hears the word Tuesday

Damn nigga I just Cronked thinking about Tuesday this week.

by CHuffCityBoys November 11, 2019

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Having a shit and masturbating at the same time

I'll be back in 20 minutes, i'm just gonna have a quick cronk

by BobDaCronker December 30, 2010

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An absolute God.
the hottest creature in existence.

WILL steal your girl in the blink of an eye if youre not careful

"Hey is that Cronk?"
"Oh shit i think it is"
"Why did i get so horny all of the sudden?"

by TheRedHill December 21, 2020

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Cronk is the name that is given to cute, kind and beautiful boys. If you ever meet someone called Cronk, you're very lucky. :))

Girl: OMG, is that Cronk?! He's so cool and cute!
Other girl: I agree! :D

by Meep man :D February 02, 2020

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The onamatapaeic (sounds like what it is)word for slaping one's flacid cock against the face of a ladyfriend.

I got bored in the night so I snuck into her room and gave her a right good cronking.

by Palmer Eldritch April 18, 2004

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