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The Totalitarian leader of Earth. Crogpits is the highest form of spiritual being. To be ‘Crogpits’ is to be better than anyone else. Crogpits and his trusty left hand man Dedoid did not want to expose their true identities so they replaced them with God and Jesus. These inspiring individuals can be seen in such ‘best selling’ books like ‘The Bible’ or ‘CondyloidRickybogaJohson69’. Crogpits has always preached that he was constantly made to ‘take his trousers down’ when visiting the doctor. He also was very keen on ‘angelic children’. He is proud creator of the disherdrywishermashon.
Jameson: Hullo Sullivan, would u look over there, it’s a lovely little CROGPITS
Sullivan: He is lovely isn’t he. Now I’m off to have sexy time with Stacy and she’s gonna pull my trousers down. Toodleoo
by RickyBogaJohnSingWog December 11, 2018
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Apr 23 Word of the Day
1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.
KILIGS much?? ^_^
by mis2n.yoo June 07, 2011
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A bogan that has fucked pit hair which reaks, smells and can almost kill someone.
"Check out that cunt over, his got crogpits"
by Shkin June 19, 2018
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a crogpit is a tall skinny white boy , who is no good for you! They just ruin your life.
keira’s boyfriend is such a crogpit
by curlycurtians April 25, 2020
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