crog the greatest word ever invented. Although its only fault is its pointless meaning.
As I was walking along the street, I stepped crog.
by Taurus February 02, 2005
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A kitchen sink clog so disgusting that no man would ever attempt to remove it; requires a female to unclog.

Derived from asian people saying "clog"
Shit! Honey get over here, I've got a crog.
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Person: Smart, average looking male. Good friend and trustworthy. A good time always ensues when he is around.
"Let's all go to Crogs house to play some Madden!"
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A small, round stony poo which takes ones true strength to push out of the tightened clutch of a humanoid being we call an asshole.
He squeezed the the diabolical poo he knew as a crog out of his bum and into the toilet as it made a splash
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