An extremely fat young man whose mid-section has the consistancy of cottage cheese or silly puddy. He is often seen inhaling hot dogs and may eat small babies if they are left unattended.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.